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Naked Leader Week – 235 (w/c Monday 26 November 2007)
Leadership from a different perspective – Matt Milton
Awhile ago I made a low-key offer to send on those round-robin / chain mails e-mails (forward or you will get bad luck etc.) to us – and we were inundated! And I am still around and don’t think my luck is better or worse than it was before.
However, I have noticed that more and more of these are now “insisting” people send them to SEVEN people!! – So, please keep this nlw and next time you receive them send them on to:
These will then as if by magic be received by the seven luckiest people in our team:
Tophat, brainy, wideneck, bigchest, thehipster, kneeknee and of course my favourite footy
They await your e-mails – meanwhile, an open letter from Matt:
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year……..
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown); who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the £15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants to split £7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s novena has granted my every wish.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
I no longer can buy petrol without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
Thanks to you, I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum.
And thanks to your great advice, I can’t even pick up the £5.00 I found dropped in the car park because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.
If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00pm this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s beautician.
By the way….a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who have infrequent sexual activity always read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse.
Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late!!
May you get the luck you deserve
Thank You Matt –
With love and best wishes to you all