The 12 Days of (Workplace) Christmas

On the FIRST day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
A CEO who’s happy with me

On the SECOND day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
Two gentle shoves
And a CEO who’s happy with me

On the THIRD day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
Three dead pens
Two gentle shoves
And a CEO who’s happy with me

On the FOURTH day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
Four Zooms a zooming
Three dead pens
Two gentle shoves
And a CEO who’s happy with me

On the FIFTH day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
FIVE NEW VALUES
Four Zooms a zooming
Three dead pens
Two gentle shoves
And a CEO who’s happy with me

On the SIXTH day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
Six jobs delaying
FIVE NEW VALUES
Four Zooms a zooming
Three dead pens
Two gentle shoves
And a CEO who’s happy with me

On the SEVENTH day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
Seven colleagues yapping
Six jobs delaying
FIVE NEW VALUES
Four Zooms a zooming
Three dead pens
Two gentle shoves
And a CEO who’s happy with me

On the EIGHTH day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
Eight teams reorging
Seven colleagues yapping
Six jobs delaying
FIVE NEW VALUES
Four Zooms a zooming
Three dead pens
Two gentle shoves
And a CEO who’s happy with me

On the NINTH day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
Nine slow coaches coaching
Eight teams reorging
Seven colleagues yapping
Six jobs delaying
FIVE NEW VALUES
Four Zooms a zooming
Three dead pens
Two gentle shoves
And a CEO who’s happy with me

On the TENTH day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
Ten meetings meeting
Nine slow coaches coaching
Eight teams reorging
Seven colleagues yapping
Six jobs delaying
FIVE NEW VALUES
Four Zooms a zooming
Three dead pens
Two gentle shoves
And a CEO who’s happy with me

On the ELEVENTH day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
Eleven staff are sleeping
In ten meetings meeting
Nine slow coaches coaching
Eight teams reorging
Seven colleagues yapping
Six jobs delaying
FIVE NEW VALUES
Four Zooms a zooming
Three dead pens
Two gentle shoves
And a CEO who’s happy with me

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas, my workplace gave to me…
Twelve more months acoming
Eleven staff are sleeping
In ten meetings meeting
Nine slow coaches coaching
Eight teams reorging
Seven colleagues yapping
Six jobs delaying
FIVE NEW VALUES
Four Zooms a zooming
Three dead pens
Two gentle shoves
AND A CEO WHO’S JUST DISMISSED ME

With my love and best wishes to you all and my thanks to various people for their input

David

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In 2025 do less, get more

AND… David + 1 singing!!! https://youtu.be/lhgvHwPtlRE